South Dallas Phallus Palace Sticker *PREORDER*

PREORDER: If you order a preorder item, your entire purchase will ship in 2-3 weeks, when stickers arrive.

YEEEEEEE - HAW!!

Howdy Pardner, and welcome to the Rootin'-est, Rowdiest Ding-Dang Dong Dispensary this side of the Rio Grande! That's right, you're lookin' at a Gen-u-wine South Dallas Phallus Palace Sticker -- and you KNOW they make em' bigger in Texas so we bumped this bad boy up to a JUICY 5" x 5". And I'm a tell you a lil' secret -- this lil' bugger's 100% waterproof vinyl and I'm not a doctor but I think that means it's probably (water based) lube-proof too! If you've ever thought to yourself "Gosh, that there Reunion Tower does look awful Phallic" than this sticker is FOR YOU!

Key Details:

- 100% Sensual Glossy Waterproof Vinyl!
- Like all the best things in life, 5 inches long, and 5 inches wide!
- Includes Unofficial Honorary Texan Status
- Designed with Love by Violet Lantz
- Depicts the Iconic Dallas Skyline, including Reunion Tower, The Merc Clocktower, Fountain Place Building, Bank of America Plaza, Comerica Bank Tower, The Pegasus Building, and the Trammel Crow Building! And yes, most of the skyscrapers in Dallas ARE owned by banks! I'm sure that's a coincidence!